Your ride today, or can I revise the title to "someone up there is out to get me today". Set off out to meet dr_pink on her long commute, [this after fixing saddle rail clamp and bolt and regreasing bottom bracket shell] so all ticking along nicely. Step outside, open the garage door which the wind helped to open it at supersonic speed and chinning me on the way up. Oh well these things happen [quite a lot to me], but the stars are out even if I have a headwind and a mile long climb to look forward to. 3 miles done, pitch black but my Supernova Airstream throws a beam like a dipped car headlight and it's a pleasure to ride with, I digress. I know this road well and I am just into the climb when the heavens opened. I gave up, turned tail and with the wind did a mile back to the previous village and a bus shelter in a little over 2 minutes. It slackened off a bit so made a dash for home to pick up a waterproof but by then the stars were out so off I went again after topping up my rear tyre as it felt a bit soft.
Out of Oakham up the steepest hill, still into the wind, me weaving up it like a snake on cannabis hoping any cars coming up behind will make allowances as I can't hear anything as my rasping breath combined with the howling wind meant a battle tank could have been on my wheel and I would have been oblivious.
To cut a wine fuelled story relatively short, I met dr_pink, discovered I have a slow puncture [bloody useless tyres, 35000 miles and 3 punctures now] so I ride back like my a**e is on fire and make it just as my tyre gets too squidgy to put any further weight on.
Tomorrows another day, just can someone turn off the wind please.