Your real identities revealed.

[Crackle]

c'mon Speicher, spill the beans.

 

[Andy in Sig]

Andy in Sig - Assassin. Highly trained and lethal, Andy's only contact with the outside world is through a laptop with a highly secure connection to CycleChat. He receives briefs for his next missions through coded posts from certain members who cannot be revealed here. He is rumoured to have over three thousands successful kills to his name but has never been seen by any (living) person.

If my killing abilities are linked to my proficiency with a laptop, we may just have hit on the explanation for the continuing exapansion of the world population.

 

[yenrod]

Longers

- Is a Pro Cyclist yet is past all that and only does it for fun on a Sunday

 

[HLaB]

Dayvo - Is actually banged up and dreams of green spaces. It's his hatred of facial hair that did for him.

If Dayvo is banged up he must of been on day release for Pedal for Scotland a few weeks back

 

[Crackle]

If Dayvo is banged up he must of been on day release for Pedal for Scotland a few weeks back

Duh! It wasn't him of course. He writes to his brother to do these things, who writes back the full experience so Dayvo can live it in his mind.

 

[magnatom]

Duh! It wasn't him of course. He writes to his brother to do these things, who writes back the full experience so Dayvo can live it in his mind.

Phew! I'm glad it wasn't Dayvo that stayed with us then, especially as we have kids. Can I ask, what he was banged up for?.....

(I suppose this is how rumors start! )

 

[Crackle]

Phew! I'm glad it wasn't Dayvo that stayed with us then, especially as we have kids. Can I ask, what he was banged up for?.....

(I suppose this is how rumors start! )

He's a kind of a modern Sweeney Todd. He's jealous of other peoples facial hair because his own grows in the shape of a South American country. He nearly gave himself away here

 

[domtyler]

Duh! It wasn't him of course. He writes to his brother to do these things, who writes back the full experience so Dayvo can live it in his mind.

Dayvo has a mind?

 

[spandex]

And Me...

 

[yenrod]

Yenrod - Is a whitehall civil servant. Pensions I think

Civil public cleansing (street & maintenance) actually !

 

[domtyler]

I think we all know Lee's true identity:

"Where's the crack eh soft lad?"

 

[Crackle]

And Me...

All the intelligence is not back yet. Soon.

 

[Crackle]

Just in from Dayvo

Spandex - is in fact a Norwegian supergrass who exposed the Norwegian Cod quota rigging. Having spent all his life at sea he struggles on land and sometimes falls off his bike. His identity has nearly slipped a few times due to his penchant for Gravalax instead of KFC.

 

[yenrod]

A shadow of your real self here Dominic me luvs..!

 

[Chuffy]

They're both the same person aren't they?