Your favourite Simpsons line?

[Globalti]

Sometimes watch this with my 9 y.o. son, who loves it. Even my wife, who has steadfastly refused to enjoy the humour, is beginning to crack and has smiled a couple of times recently.

In last night's episode Bart acquires an old factory, which falls down. A huge crowd of rats abandons the place and shoots across the road straight into the front door of Mo's bar. Mo's voice is heard from inside instructing patrons in a very laconic, bored tone - as if this happens every day - "Everybody: tuck your pants into your socks!"

Made me giggle anyway.

 

[beancounter]

Bart (on Homer's christmas decorations):-

"It's craptacular"

bc

 

[zimzum42]

The lines spoken by the Germans in the Hellfish episode, when they come to reclaim the painting

I have to go back to Stuttgart to see Kraftwork

and

Hey funboys, get a room!

 

[red_tom]

Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?

 

[John the Monkey]

"Alright brain, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but do this one thing, and I'll get back to killing you with alcohol."

 

[User482]

"It's funny 'cos it's true".

 

[mickle]

Marge: 'Let's get out of this gosh darned heck-hole'.

 

[bikie]

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

 

[Kirstie]

Homers little songs are my favourite:
[to the flintstones music]
'Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'OH!!'

And:
'you don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad...'

 

[marinyork]

"Ooh look a UFO" Homer says to a Cow during the episode where Homer grows a radioactive supercrop of Tomaco.

A lot of the songs are good. My favourite is Canyonero
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmsbErqGBrM

 

[Chappy]

Homer in reference to Bart

"No way am I getting my finger prints on that train wreck"

 

[swee'pea99]

Homer: 'Purple is a fruit'.

 

[dbg]

Homer: Who was that first guy to walk on the moon....Apollo Creed

 

[cheadle hulme]

Homer, sensing something is different about the bar he is in....

Wait a minute, I know what's wrong with this lesbian bar, no fire exits! Enjoy your death trap ladies!!

 

[Mr Pig]

Homer:

I well don't function beer without.