Your favourite porn actor...

[Cycling Naturalist]

You Lot really Aren't Taking This Seriously Are You!

Well, we haven't got your expert knowledge of the genre. What should we be looking for?

 

[zimzum42]

Can we start posting pics?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Can we start posting pics?

And then we can express surprise on how small their willies are.

 

[asterix]

I thought this thread was something to do with chess

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I thought this thread was something to do with chess

Is that what you say when you're caught looking at the wrong sort of material.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Well, we haven't got your expert knowledge of the genre. What should we be looking for?

Big headlamps for starters.

 

[trustysteed]

Big headlamps for starters.

but a small fender....

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

but a small fender....

I had assumed that in the porn world everything was very big.

 

[JamesAC]

Never seen the "cast list" as I do not partake in this form of degenerating perverted entertainment

Yours Sincerely

Mary Whitehouse

Never got as far as the cast list!!!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Never got as far as the cast list!!!

Do they have credits for all the technicians? Instead of "Gaffer" and "First grip" do they have "Fluffer" and "Luber?"

 

[zimzum42]

small fender, you've got to be joking.....

big is good......

 

[stevenb]

A natural woman..ie no silicon...makes me cringe that stuff....
Chloe Vevrier is a very tasty option.

 

[Abitrary]

traci lords

Only because you can type her name into google images at work, and just look at the thumbnails without raising too much suspicion from the people / software who monitor these things