You know you're not in London when.....

[jefmcg]

You know you're not dealing with Londoners when everything is posted twice

They don't punch kittens in the face in London, seriously?

They don't punch kittens in the face in London, seriously?

You see tea bags on the washing lines, that maybe only in Lincolnshire.

The late bus is 7pm and that only on weekdays.

(fingers crossed I don't make a double post}

 

[Dirk]

When you can rent a decent 3 bedroom house with a garage for well under a grand a month.

 

[jefmcg]

When every breath is not accompanied by a coughing fit

<Considers making a black lung joke, then thinks better of it.>

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

They don't punch kittens in the face in London, seriously?

Nah, not seriously, we do it for a laugh in a cockney sparrow kind of way.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When you get home and your clothes arent so full of stink it's like you have an 40 a day habit.

 

[screenman]

You know you're not dealing with Londoners when everything is posted twice







(fingers crossed I don't make a double post}

Are you seeing double?

 

[Drago]

Surely that's still faster than most central London traffic?

The contents of the average Londoners flushed toilet moves quicker than their traffic.

 

[Dirk]

When you can sit in your garden and hear the surf crashing on the beach.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

When there's not an Aldi, a LiDL, a Tescos, a Sainsburys, a Waitrose, a Decathlon, and a couple of veg markets within a 3 mile radius of where you live.

 

[Markymark]

When you go out for dinner and the local town only has 6 pubs offering identical food and a chippy.

 

[Dirk]

When you go out for dinner and the local town only has 6 pubs offering identical food and a chippy.

Six?!!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

When you can sit in your garden and hear the surf crashing on the beach.

Residents of Houston may disagree with that one.

 

[Brains]

The house prices for a two up, two down, only have one comma.

 

[Markymark]

The house prices for a two up, two down, only have one comma.

But an ubundance of common.

 

[Brains]

Visiting the rest of Europe is classed as 'going abroad'