You know you're not in London when.....

[Dayvo]

You can't get any foreign newspapers at the newsagents.

Then again, most of the bumpkins voted leave and are unlikely to know anything other than yokel.

 

[stalagmike]

Cafés serve the drinks in glasses instead of old jam jars

 

[Fnaar]

When the sauce on your meat is gravy not jus

Miss Goodbody loves a meaty jus

 

[Markymark]

That's only because there's no signal.

Boom.

 

[Dayvo]

...when the banjo player is the chief of police.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I was in Hunstanton the other week and my beans came in a little dish, emptied them straight out onto the plate.

Same here..tho my little dish had minted peas.. The big chippy had a major fire a few weeks back..good chippy too

 

[Accy cyclist]

You can breath easier,due to the lower air pollution levels.

You can sunbathe,knowing there isn't a hole in the ozone layer above you.

You can buy a pint of beer with a head on it.

 

[slowmotion]

......when the bus comes twice a week....

 

[Markymark]

......when the bus comes twice a week....

And takes you somewhere that is no different to where you left.

 

[jefmcg]

......when the bus comes twice a week....

@Fnaar, your work is not finished here.

 

[Dayvo]

... when you haven't got a clue what language they're (the locals) speaking.

 

[Salty seadog]

I was in Hunstanton the other week and my beans came in a little dish, emptied them straight out onto the plate.

I hope you didn't let them touch the fried egg. The egg should be on the bacon.

 

[screenman]

[QUOTE 4941984, member: 45"]You meet people who know what a cow looks like.[/QUOTE]

You meet people that smell like a cow, or in a few of my wifes customers cases smell like pigs.

 

[booze and cake]

Gold Blend and other granulated rubbish still passes as saleable coffee.

Wifi if it is even available, is crap.

People make eye contact.

 

[sight-pin]

When the parking meters charge less than a weeks wages.