You Know you're Getting Old When.....
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red_tom
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- East London
You still have stuff that was cool the first time round. Ray-Ban Wayfarers FFS!
You don't feel self conscious ordering a half in the pub. I recently found myself at a bar on a Saturday night thinking 'it's half eleven, I've got to be up for the clubrun at 0730 I think the best thing is to have half a mild'
MILD what was I thinking. Luckily the problem was resolved when the barmaid had no idea what mild is - she went on to struggle with 'best' as in best bitter. I think that has more to do with taking the man out of the north etc. though.
MILD what was I thinking. Luckily the problem was resolved when the barmaid had no idea what mild is - she went on to struggle with 'best' as in best bitter. I think that has more to do with taking the man out of the north etc. though.
Over The Hill
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- Ridden off into the sunset
Smeggers said:
Now this thread is getting ridiculous
red_tom
New Member
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- East London
You don't want to go and complain that the CD is skipping just in case it's some new form of dance music.
Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
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- Kirton, Devon.
Actually... they're 3rd time around.red_tom said:
Last year my teenage girls laughed at mine, now they want to borrow them!
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
... when you remember that Skodas were once cr@p 
...when you have given up trying to understand how registration numbers now work.
.. when there are buttons on the remote that you really couldn't give a monkeys what they do, cos you know how YOU like to use the telly
...when you accept that your new "normal" weight is half a stone more than what it was from the age of 18- 40
... on a brighter note, someone said the other day that getting older is good, as the amount of fanciable women simply increases all the time (i.e. you now fancy the older ones too... ) (no, Abitrary, not THAT old
...when you have given up trying to understand how registration numbers now work.
.. when there are buttons on the remote that you really couldn't give a monkeys what they do, cos you know how YOU like to use the telly
...when you accept that your new "normal" weight is half a stone more than what it was from the age of 18- 40
... on a brighter note, someone said the other day that getting older is good, as the amount of fanciable women simply increases all the time (i.e. you now fancy the older ones too... ) (no, Abitrary, not THAT old
