You couldn't make it up...

[Landslide]

Whilst on the subject of dirty pigs, Bramall Lane's exploding! Summat to do with a gas tank. Hot pork sandwiches anyone?

 

[Aperitif]

Spam's off - not toff.

Great PR but it's all a bit of a pig in a poke

 

[Maz]

Whilst on the subject of dirty pigs, Bramall Lane's exploding! Summat to do with a gas tank...

I must ring up my mum. Make sure she's OK.
Dirty pigs? You confuse us with that lot in S6.

 

[walker]

I can raise my hand and say I've not contributed to the rise in pork sales.

a rise in Porking on the other hand...............

 

[Maz]

I can raise my hand and say I've not contributed to the rise in pork sales.

Ditto.

 

[Dayvo]

I can raise my hand and say I've not contributed to the rise in pork sales.

a rise in Porking on the other hand...............

. . . or should that be 'porkies'?

 

[Kirstie]

Reminds me of this howler

 

[Maz]

Reminds me of this howler

That's excellent, Kirstie!