You are given £1m but....

[Gunk]

A bit remote, but plenty of peace and quiet to enjoy my bike building.

 

[Beebo]

I bet you say that to all the girls

You took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Pale Rider]

Ah, Egersund, just south of Stavanger in Norway... looks a nice house too!

There's a cautionary tale elsewhere on here about big houses in the middle of nowhere.