Worrying signs...

[Yellow Fang]

I'm in need of a haircut, are you available?

I'm afraid I don't understand. It must have been in a volume of Hitchhikers I never got around to.

 

[Specialeyes]

Might have a light trim when I get out of the bath - but in the meantime, time for another jynnan tonnyx

 

[Salty seadog]

Or draw-strings. I am sat here wearing a pair of Ron Hill Tracksters with the draw-string undone!

The classic Blue with red piping? I have a pair of those and a couple of pairs of black ones.

 

[ColinJ]

The classic Blue with red piping? I have a pair of those and a couple of pairs of black ones.

I tell a lie - they are 'Bikesters'! Black with fluorescent green piping and string/cord.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Book yourself into a Swiss clinic now.

Do they do Toblerone?

 

[pawl]

When you go too bed and your teeth stayin a tub in the bathroom
When you neal down to pluck something up and you check to make sure there’s nothing else to pickup while your down there.

 

[pawl]

God yes; I find myself listening to Bluegrass and have become very fond of Trampled by Turtles.

Even worse when start listening to Perry Commo then upgrade to Bing Crosby

 

[EltonFrog]

I’ve started downloading Desert Island Discs. ‘nuff said.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I’ve started downloading Desert Island Discs. ‘nuff said.

That is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

 

[Profpointy]

I've started making involuntary grunts and sighs when I sit down .

My then 6 year old nephew started doing that. His mother realised he must have learnt from her that that's what you do when getting up or sitting down

 

[Threevok]

Our sales manager was just moaning to us in IT - that his wireless mouse had stopped working

When he looked down, he was moving his glasses-case around the mouse-mat

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I am finding myself being drawn to Garden Centre coffee shops.

I have a loyalty card

Which means I get free coffee

 

[Saluki]

The Archers.
Every episode

 

[Chris S]

Our sales manager was just moaning to us in IT - that his wireless mouse had stopped working

At least he doesn't listen to Radio 4 on his wireless

 

[ColinJ]

Our sales manager was just moaning to us in IT - that his wireless mouse had stopped working

When he looked down, he was moving his glasses-case around the mouse-mat

Oh, shucks - that reminds me...

I was having problems with my new laptop. The trackpad stopped working so I could only get things to work using keyboard shortcuts - it made me really angry that the damn thing had packed up so soon after I'd bought it!

But eventually I looked down and discovered that I was putting my finger about 5 cms off to the right of the pad and moving it on the laptop case instead...