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rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
What, like that French woman who said all anyone needed to be successful was 'appiness?
I get so mad when them French geezers say 'bof!'.
And when people call people geezers.
And when people start a sentence with 'And'
And when MacB calls me a shortarse
 

AndyRM

XOXO
Location
North Shields
Clearly a supper eater

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Tim Hall

Guest
Location
Crawley
Have we had "pre order"? If not, why not? And if we have, let's have it again. Or "pre book".

Ob. Cycling: Set. As in wheelset, brakeset. What's wrong with wheels, brakes?

And (I'm on a roll here), adopting French or Italian to describe cycle routes in the UK. "Col du Butterrtubs" from the Tour de France is one that springs to mind, as well as many sportives calling things "Media Fondo" or some such.
 

glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
Location
Scotland
Solutions.

It's presence in any company name or tagline indicates pretentiousness off the scale. I mean, what's wrong with 'Empire Double Glazing' that it has to become 'Empire Fenestral Solutions'? Just fark right off.

GC
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
Solutions.

It's presence in any company name or tagline indicates pretentiousness off the scale. I mean, what's wrong with 'Empire Double Glazing' that it has to become 'Empire Fenestral Solutions'? Just fark right off.

GC
There's a local scaffolding firm called ''Access Solutions.'' Listen, mate, scaffolding is just scaffolding, get over your self!
 

Saluki

World class procrastinator
Yeh thats proper supper. Ovaltine, Marmite butty and Barry Norman on the telly.

I was asked around someone elses a while ago for "a bit of supper".... I nearly asked if I should bring my dressing gown*.

* Before punching them on the nose and never speaking to the pretentious twonks ever again.
I know exactly what you mean. One of my now - mercifully ex - friends was forever inviting me round for 'kitchen-sups' (yah yah). That's an evening meal at the kitchen table as opposed to their dining table. She was a right PITA, pretentios social climber who learned to ride horses so that she 'could get in with the set' whatever that means. She couldn't ride for toffee!
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
Solutions.

It's presence in any company name or tagline indicates pretentiousness off the scale. I mean, what's wrong with 'Empire Double Glazing' that it has to become 'Empire Fenestral Solutions'? Just fark right off.

GC
Is there still a mini-section in Private Eye about this?
 
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