Why don't vampires...

[trustysteed]

changed his surname slightly and he told me about it.

about his surname change?

 

[mr_hippo]

Grandad Igor simply reversed his name. Have I inherited any of his skills? Well, out cycling, I have been known to turn into a supermarket car park!

 

[trustysteed]

did you fang him for the memory?

 

[Fnaar]

I don't care, I'm still thinking about the female vampires.

*lost in somewhat dangerous reverie*

Fenella Fielding in Carry On Screaming

 

[papercorn2000]

Traci Lords, just remembered her name!

 

[mr_hippo]

I tried to but in his latter years he was quite batty!

 

[trustysteed]

who's the bird on the left though?

 

[yenrod]

Traci Lords, just remembered her name!

She was the one who conned all the porn stars in the 70's to **** her rotten but then say she was only 16

 

[trustysteed]

also seen as 'Jill' in Profiler.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Good Lords!

Thanks Papercorn, you can't beat a bit of porno trivia.

What about Vampirella then? Julie Straaaaiiiinn I think?

 

[papercorn2000]

Not sure if it's something to be proud of, but cheers anyway!

 

[ufkacbln]

Back on topic...

On the subject of Garlic..

Do you have to use whole cloves, or could a liquidised or condensed form be used?

I'm thinking of patenting a fire system with optional "extract of garlic" added to the water. a more executive version would contain "Holy Water with garlic extract" (but would obviously cost more - Clergy don't seem to last long and the insurance costs are high)

Try dodging that!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Back on topic...

On the subject of Garlic..

Do you have to use whole cloves, or could a liquidised or condensed form be used?

I'm thinking of patenting a fire system with optional "extract of garlic" added to the water. a more executive version would contain "Holy Water with garlic extract" (but would obviously cost more - Clergy don't seem to last long and the insurance costs are high)

Try dodging that!

Well, in The Lost Boys a bath full of holy water with garlic cloves floating in it was enough to dispose of one of them. They also filled water pistols from it and that seemed to have an acid-type effect.

There aren't many drawbacks to being a vampire really are there? If you could handle not seeing a sunrise or sunset (or sun) any more you're laughing.

 

[trustysteed]

a more executive version would contain "Holy Water with garlic extract" (but would obviously cost more)

not if you steal the water from the church font.

 

[papercorn2000]

Well, in The Lost Boys a bath full of holy water with garlic cloves floating in it was enough to dispose of one of them. They also filled water pistols from it and that seemed to have an acid-type effect.

There aren't many drawbacks to being a vampire really are there? If you could handle not seeing a sunrise or sunset (or sun) any more you're laughing.

Heck, with most students, you couldn't tell the difference (except that they live on cheap lager instead of blood and they don't usually sleep in coffins and they are scruffy and they don't have a magnetic sexual allure and they can't turn into bats) so I'm talking bollox really. Still better than working.