Why doesn't everyone have one?

[SpokeyDokey]

I have a small book with pages labelled alphabetically. The pages are lined and there are about seven pages per letter of the alphabet, except for x, y and z, which share seven pages. P and q might also share seven pages.

I can write people's names, addresses and telephone numbers in it.

Missed that - something new from Apple?

 

[Poacher]

On average, my pen is used several times a day, and rarely fails to perform satisfactorily. It's a papermate flexgrip, as seen handled by David Dimbleby every week on Question Time. Not the cheapest ballpoint pen around, but a bargain at £1 apiece from Wilkos. Lost count of the number I've lent and lost!

 

[StuAff]

You might want to edit your post

 

[mudsticks]

that has to be typo of the week yes??

 

[mudsticks]

You might want to edit your post

Not til a few more have had a giggle tho -
his pen is perfectly functional I'm sure

edit - its very generous gesture by David too

 

[Blue Hills]

On average, my penis used several times a day, and rarely fails to perform satisfactorily. It's a papermate flexgrip, as seen handled by David Dimbleby every week on Question Time. Not the cheapest ballpoint pen around, but a bargain at £1 apiece from Wilkos. Lost count of the number I've lent and lost!

quoted to try to freeze it for the future puzzled.
a sticky post for sure.

 

[mudsticks]

On average, my penis used several times a day, and rarely fails to perform satisfactorily. It's a papermate flexgrip, as seen handled by David Dimbleby every week on Question Time. Not the cheapest ballpoint pen around, but a bargain at £1 apiece from Wilkos. Lost count of the number I've lent and lost!

quoted to try to freeze it for the future puzzled.
a sticky post for sure.

I nearly did that - but wasn't sure, of the etiquette- in my position as a newbie..

But in fact "So good we quoth it twice"

I'm starting to wonder if it was intentional now - you know some kind of weird kink - how often can i "accidently on purpose" write willy words on the internet?

 

[Blue Hills]

yes i wondered slightly (in view of some of the funny stuff on here) but it's all light/meant well/no malice.

 

[Poacher]

You might want to edit your post

Duly edited!

a sticky post for sure.

I'd like to claim a sticky space bar, but I don't think it would wash. I intend to interrogate Mrs Poacher to find out how much she knows about auto-correct, but I suspect she's nearly as innocent as when I met her.

 

[mudsticks]

Duly edited!


I'd like to claim a sticky space bar, but I don't think it would wash. I intend to interrogate Mrs Poacher to find out how much she knows about auto-correct, but I suspect she's nearly as innocent as when I met her.

It sounds, from your earlier claim, that Mrs Poacher is just about as innocent as she needs to be. But also kept quite busy - by all accounts

 

[Grant Fondo]

A mountain equipment down jacket. Owned several since the 80s. Brilliant this time of year.