Why are women obsessed about weight..

[yenrod]

 

[buggi]

because men are constantly checking out our asses.

i.e. women know that men are turned on by what they see.

men know that women are less shallow and therefore let themselves go

 

[Speicher]

Well, it could be because I am worth my weight in gold.

On the other hand?

 

[ianrauk]

Big or small I love 'em all

 

[Speicher]

Which junction of the m25 do you live near? I am on my way....

 

[Abitrary]

because men are constantly checking out our asses.

i.e. women know that men are turned on by what they see.

men know that women are less shallow and therefore let themselves go

I bet you've got a nice athletic toned ass buggi, a real tanned nutcracker.

 

[buggi]

I bet you've got a nice athletic toned ass buggi, a real tanned nutcracker.

it's more like jelly actually and i'm as pale as they come

sowwy


of course i have

 

[Speicher]

I don't think all women are obsessed by weight.

I certainly would not judge a man by his weight. If he was really thin, that might not go in his favour.

 

[Abitrary]

it's more like jelly actually and i'm as pale as they come

sowwy


of course i have

Buggi, if space aliens came down, and at raygunpoint, had to make you shag someone on here, that doesn't include bonj, in order to save the human race, who would it be out of the following, and why?

-abitrary
-simoncc
-chuffy
-flying monkey

 

[Speicher]

Buggi, if space aliens came down, and at raygunpoint, had to make you shag someone on here, that doesn't include bonj, in order to save the human race, who would it be out of the following, and why?

-abitrary
-simoncc
-chuffy
-flying monkey

I am supposed to be flattered that you did not ask me that question?

 

[John the Monkey]

Just like all we chaps like football and cars, innit.

Hang on a minute...

 

[rich p]

Why are all blokes obsessed with generalisations?

 

[Yellow Fang]

Why are all blokes obsessed with generalisations?

Like I've told you a million times, do not exaggerate.

 

[buggi]

Buggi, if space aliens came down, and at raygunpoint, had to make you shag someone on here, that doesn't include bonj, in order to save the human race, who would it be out of the following, and why?

-abitrary
-simoncc
-chuffy
-flying monkey

Hmmm, let me see

.... firstly are you not the guy that implied you "wouldn't" in the "what do you really look like" thread ?? so i suppose that rules you out

as for the other three... being as it is to save the world then i think i would do all 3 in order to show how committed i am to saving Planet Earth.

what's that? o you said "human race"? o well, i can't be arsed then, i'm not sure the planet needs human's.

 

[Maz]

Buggi, if space aliens came down, and at raygunpoint, had to make you shag someone on here, that doesn't include bonj, in order to save the human race, who would it be out of the following, and why?

-abitrary
-simoncc
-chuffy
-flying monkey

Abitrary - You've got no chance mate...Not for all the tins of pineapple rings in the world.