Who's your ideal girl

[rich p]

Thanks all.

The ceremony is going to be by a waterfall in a rainforest on the island of Taveuni, right on the International date line. Proper romantic, and there will be a kava celebration, though I must admit I'm not that keen, some nice cold champers will do for me.

Thanks for the heads up Dayvo, given that the following day we are flying to Sydney I think 17 visits would not fit with our travel plans

you could have a cheaper waterfall location under my bit of broken gutter. I'll buy the Asti Spumante too.

Congrats and have a great time.

 

[Rob S]

Ideal girl....this one here:

 

[Chuffy]

Ideal girl....this one here:

Ooooh. Nice skully necklace.
<thinks>A gothed up VP. Hubba hubba...

 

[Chuffy]

Well yeah know Chuff, lad, stick with me and I'll learn you a lot

Aint you shacked up with baggs ????????

That IS Baggy, you fume-addled nutfiddler!

 

[Crackle]

That IS Baggy, you fume-addled nutfiddler!

Is that how she came by her username or was she just living up to it?

Fume-addled nutfiddler: Is that copyrighted or can I borrow it?

 

[Chuffy]

Is that how she came by her username or was she just living up to it?

It was raining and she am an ingenious daughter of an engineer.

Fume-addled nutfiddler: Is that copyrighted or can I borrow it?

Uncle Chuffy's House Of Insults is always open for business. You can have that one for free.

Here, proof that my wife is a bird! Modelling a brace of Cateye LD1100.

 

[tdr1nka]

I think we need 'The Big Book Of Chuffy's Put Downs' to rival the 'Bonj Book Of Cycling'

 

[tdr1nka]

It was raining and she am an ingenious daughter of an engineer.


Uncle Chuffy's House Of Insults is always open for business. You can have that one for free.

Here, proof that my wife is a bird! Modelling a brace of Cateye LD1100.

Does Baggy have to sit facing backwards on the bike then?

 

[Chuffy]

Does Baggy have to sit facing backwards on the bike then?

You don't want to know where the headlamps are....

 

[tdr1nka]

Upside down and facing backwards!?

With my new Dionette tail light it has been said that the light does shine out of my............

 

[Maz]

For an encore, she flashes her boobs.

(sorry, couldn't resist that one)

 

[atbman]

I guess I'd be happy with a cross between Sandra Bullock and Mother Teresa of Calcutta.

Bit arrogant aren't you? Jesus was satisfied with two thieves

 

[Tony Bell]

Here she is. With me.

 

[rich p]

Here she is. With me.

As Leslie Phillips might say, " Ding dong"

 

[Smokin Joe]

Why have you got that stupid grin on your face?

And where is her hand?