e-rider
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- South West
it destroys rubber and plastic, fades colours, leaves a horrible residue, bad for your skin, stinks, and is very bad for the environment too!
white spirit on hubs?
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Peteaud
Veteran
- Location
- South Somerset
Should use Meths :-
5.0 out of 5 stars Works wonders...life changing stuff..., 13 Dec 2012
By
Ronnie Jotten "Dagenham Dave" (Dagenham) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Barrettine Methylated Spirit 500ml (Misc.)
Are you sick of the mundane quiet comfortable middle-class family life ?
Do you have two well educated spotless kids called Toby and Jocasta and a dog named Henry ?
Have you lost the passion in the once sweet, carefree kiss you give to your Burberry and green wellington booted wife ( who drives a Brown Range Rover ) each morning as you leave for the office ?
Tired of thinking about the many investments, pension plan schemes and the never-ending stream of lawyers bills and up-keep of two homes?
Sick of your Au Pair, gardener AND maid ?
YES ?
THEN...
Wipe the slate clean with a healthy dose of Barettine methylated Spirit.
100% guaranteed to secure you a life of fun, chasing pigeons around car parks, swearing incoherently at strangers and not worrying about urinating in ones pants in public.
Thick, grey matted hair will now grow on what once was a shiny balding dome and the narrow, pale, majestic nose will flourish and spread like red broccoli.
You will find a certain freedom in carting around a sleeping bag full of newspaper instead of a Louis Vitton suitcase full of designer pyjamas, and take great pride in winning yet another fist fight with the elderly bag-lady where you hold her head over over a perforated oil drum fire located underneath a cold motorway bridge.
Barretine's Meths changed my life - some would say for the better - give it a go - AN ABSOLOUTE BARGAIN - 5 stars.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B002ATI4VG
5.0 out of 5 stars Works wonders...life changing stuff..., 13 Dec 2012
By
Ronnie Jotten "Dagenham Dave" (Dagenham) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Barrettine Methylated Spirit 500ml (Misc.)
Are you sick of the mundane quiet comfortable middle-class family life ?
Do you have two well educated spotless kids called Toby and Jocasta and a dog named Henry ?
Have you lost the passion in the once sweet, carefree kiss you give to your Burberry and green wellington booted wife ( who drives a Brown Range Rover ) each morning as you leave for the office ?
Tired of thinking about the many investments, pension plan schemes and the never-ending stream of lawyers bills and up-keep of two homes?
Sick of your Au Pair, gardener AND maid ?
YES ?
THEN...
Wipe the slate clean with a healthy dose of Barettine methylated Spirit.
100% guaranteed to secure you a life of fun, chasing pigeons around car parks, swearing incoherently at strangers and not worrying about urinating in ones pants in public.
Thick, grey matted hair will now grow on what once was a shiny balding dome and the narrow, pale, majestic nose will flourish and spread like red broccoli.
You will find a certain freedom in carting around a sleeping bag full of newspaper instead of a Louis Vitton suitcase full of designer pyjamas, and take great pride in winning yet another fist fight with the elderly bag-lady where you hold her head over over a perforated oil drum fire located underneath a cold motorway bridge.
Barretine's Meths changed my life - some would say for the better - give it a go - AN ABSOLOUTE BARGAIN - 5 stars.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B002ATI4VG
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young Ed
Veteran
be caerful, be careful,it evaporates cleanly, wear latex gloves, not too bad and keep a door or window open if it is that bad, it is but does a great job and i don't use much anyways!
as for the last post errrrrrm interesting ad you found there
we have a few litres for the trangia so could you a dab of that
Cheers Ed
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young Ed
Veteran
this is a true review from the link to the amazon page you gave meShould use Meths :-
5.0 out of 5 stars Works wonders...life changing stuff..., 13 Dec 2012
By
Ronnie Jotten "Dagenham Dave" (Dagenham) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Barrettine Methylated Spirit 500ml (Misc.)
Are you sick of the mundane quiet comfortable middle-class family life ?
Do you have two well educated spotless kids called Toby and Jocasta and a dog named Henry ?
Have you lost the passion in the once sweet, carefree kiss you give to your Burberry and green wellington booted wife ( who drives a Brown Range Rover ) each morning as you leave for the office ?
Tired of thinking about the many investments, pension plan schemes and the never-ending stream of lawyers bills and up-keep of two homes?
Sick of your Au Pair, gardener AND maid ?
YES ?
THEN...
Wipe the slate clean with a healthy dose of Barettine methylated Spirit.
100% guaranteed to secure you a life of fun, chasing pigeons around car parks, swearing incoherently at strangers and not worrying about urinating in ones pants in public.
Thick, grey matted hair will now grow on what once was a shiny balding dome and the narrow, pale, majestic nose will flourish and spread like red broccoli.
You will find a certain freedom in carting around a sleeping bag full of newspaper instead of a Louis Vitton suitcase full of designer pyjamas, and take great pride in winning yet another fist fight with the elderly bag-lady where you hold her head over over a perforated oil drum fire located underneath a cold motorway bridge.
Barretine's Meths changed my life - some would say for the better - give it a go - AN ABSOLOUTE BARGAIN - 5 stars.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B002ATI4VG
When Gerard, my husband of thirty eight years, questioned my excessive use of Barrettine's Methylated Spirit, I told him that It's the most effective way to rid one's calligraphy brush of stubborn Indian Ink. However, if truth be known, the consumption of Barrettine is the ONLY effective relief I have found from this utterly nightmarish sham of a marriage. If only I could leave my husband and marry a 6ft bottle of Barrettine.
some great review there
someone even took it to a party!
Cheers Ed
Peteaud
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- Location
- South Somerset
Yes there are some good reviews on there 
e-rider
Banned member
- Location
- South West
re. Barrettine's Methylated Spirit
The meths part is added to stop people drinking it - Methylated Spirit is highly toxic, and will cause very serious and permanent damage to your body should you try drinking it - so don't!!! It might even kill you. (severe liver damage and blindness are most common)
The meths part is added to stop people drinking it - Methylated Spirit is highly toxic, and will cause very serious and permanent damage to your body should you try drinking it - so don't!!! It might even kill you. (severe liver damage and blindness are most common)
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young Ed
Veteran
don't worry mate i am an absolute idiot nutter but reckless less so
Cheers Ed
