When you die

[SpokeyDokey]

I’ve decided against it.

Let us know if that doesn't work out for you.

 

[Slioch]

I didnt

Don't worry - you'd need to be a hillwalker to get it.
On the summit of Tryfan are two pillars of rock about 6 feet high and 4 feet apart, and they're called Adam & Eve.
The tradition is to stand on one and step across to the other. The gap between them and the height off the ground is just enough to give you a squeaky bum moment.

 

[classic33]

Don't worry - you'd need to be a hillwalker to get it.
On the summit of Tryfan are two pillars of rock about 6 feet high and 4 feet apart, and they're called Adam & Eve.
The tradition is to stand on one and step across to the other. The gap between them and the height off the ground is just enough to give you a squeaky bum moment.

T'ain't that bad.

 

[classic33]

My memory could be faulty here, but wasn't there an alleged story on t'interweb a few years back about someone who had their body carbonised and the carbon converted into a small diamond, which their partner then had attached to some part of their body?

Have you seen the price.
https://www.heart-in-diamond.co.uk/cremation-diamonds/cost.html

 

[TheDoctor]

I think I'd like to add my bits to the NHS Spares Heap, then cremate what's left and scatter the ashes on the cycle path near my Dads place.
That's where his ashes are.
Of course, I'd sooner not die at all!

 

[Slioch]

Have you seen the price.
https://www.heart-in-diamond.co.uk/cremation-diamonds/cost.html

Wow. At those prices I don't think I'll bother with the Prince Albert if my beloved pre-deceases me. I'll just get a couple of new bikes instead