I've met Redcogs. I was in the local fish shop same time as Alex Salmond, don't think he liked that I ignored him and concentrated on the herring, he's a very odd shape I'm sure he wears a corset. The herring was lovely, had it in oatmeal with a squeeze of lemon. Shared a cottage with a guy who got backstage to meet The Fall because he was the only fan who'd travelled any sort of distance to see them, even they thought they were rubbish. Knew a guy who was pally with one of Orange Crush before they existed, but he wore green shoes in a small Ayrshire town so it was obvious he was going places. Went to school with a guy who's sister shared a flat in Edinburgh with a lass that went out with Michael Aspell. My dad's lovely cousin Rosie was pally with Jim Clark and still exchanges Xmas cards with his sister, who still lives in Duns I think. I've decorated for two of the cast of Take The High Road, when I confessed I'd never watched it was told I was missing nowt. I've decorated for a woman I heard saying something about social policy on R4 the other week. Stood in a q in a salad bar in Edinburgh in front of Denis Healey in the early 70s, like a good socialist he waited his turn.