What's the stupidest name you've heard someone give their child

[swee'pea99]

I used to work at Ed Uni with Andy Ness (A Ness). I think he got fed up being asked if he had a brother called Peter.....

Reminds me of the first time I heard the commentator announce that bowler - Sri Lankan I think - Ganguli. I couldn't help wondering if he had a brother called Ging...

 

[Fnaar]

Udjanika Bolukov (Russian with 3 testicles)

Ivor Tschestikov (Russian with a bad cold)

(IGMC)

 

[Kirstie]

Anyone remember Djamolidine Abdoujaparov?

Probably a common name in Uzbeckistan, but I remember the commentators of Le Tour relishing saying his name as often as possible.

A friend of mine frequently used to get an attack of the Calista Flockarts. They couldn't get the name Calista Flockart our of their head for hours upon end.

 

[Christopher]

Nothing new about silly names: I give thee the 17th century American (ish!) Puritans, Cotton and Temperance Mather!

If you look at the fine book 'Vile Victorians', there's a long list of unbelievable names in there, all but one of which is an authentic given name

 

[yenrod]

I once knew someone called Mervina and another called Kamyra - very interesting.

 

[LLB]

How about Jenny Taylor

 

[GrahamG]

Dutch names are great. I know a Fokko de Kok and a Fanny de Kok as well.

I know a Robin Kok!

 

[GrahamG]

Also, a good example of terrible 90's fashion and a bad match with surname....


Courtney (yes, as in Cox) but with the surname Wainwright. Courtney Wainwright. I ask you.

 

[abchandler]

From only yesterday, I give you McAyla

 

[Niall McL]

I heard a Montana getting reprimanded for pulling down a clothes rail in H & M the other day.

 

[Brains]

Dutch names are great. I know a Fokko de Kok and a Fanny de Kok as well.

Used to deal with a totally mad and universally lothed boss in another company called Fokko Nauter, he was of couse known by all as ****ing Nutter

 

[Beardie]

A child was baptised 'PJ' in our local church a few years back. He's going to spend his life being asked what it stands for, but it doesn't stand for anything.

 

[DJ]

A child was baptised 'PJ' in our local church a few years back. He's going to spend his life being asked what it stands for, but it doesn't stand for anything.

Yes it does, it stands for pyjamas!

 

[goo_mason]

Yes it does, it stands for pyjamas!

Or his parents were fans of young Ant & Dec in their 'Byker Grove' guises of PJ & Duncan.