What's the Postie brought you today?

[vickster]

Poor man!!!

Well you can't get a tan wearing a wetsuit...but if needs one for the sea, he's probably a bit wussy for waxing

 

[vickster]

Yes that's true. But I also enjoy swimming and being warm, I forgot to add that is the main reason for the wetsuit! And secondly, having your back waxed when you've previously never had it done is agony. I had it done 2 years ago to see what it was like, and it was like being pressure washed with acid

Try getting more sensitive areas waxed

Have you been pressure washed with acid then...and you're still hairy?!
Do you hail originally from the hills of Rwanda or Uganda?

 

[Electric_Andy]

Try getting more sensitive areas waxed

Have you been pressure washed with acid then...and you're still hairy?!

Ah but apparently it doesn't hurt much if you do it regularly. And something else about women being braver than men but I wasn't listening

 

[oldwheels]

Got a letter today which I was threatened with a few days ago. Somebody at our surgery has done a tick box entry for me showing I have every disease thought of but nobody told me about. I am supposed to remain indoors until June 18th to avoid contamination.
This is a one size fits all thing which in my circumstances is nonsense and in consultation with a more sensible GP I can just continue as before and minimising contact as I have been doing anyway. So long as I do not leave the island which would be difficult anyway and worse trying to get home there is no problem.
I can get food boxes delivered but whoever thinks up these things must have a very strange diet. Nothing useful as no eggs or flour but 2 litres of milk for a week plus veg which are probably peas apparently plus tins of beans and soup and some other assorted rubbish. I don't think it is worth the bother for a couple of weeks.

 

[Drago]

3 x guitar 2all hangers, and a set of gold scratchplate screws.

 

[Reynard]

Ah but apparently it doesn't hurt much if you do it regularly. And something else about women being braver than men but I wasn't listening

Which reminds me, I must do me pins, as I've finally switched to shorts...

 

[Saluki]

A new bottom bracket for my lovely old Steel Roadie.
Also, arm warmers, Co2 canisters, a new cafe lock and a new seat stem for the Whyte King's Cross that I am selling soon.

 

[Maverick Goose]

My Beer 52 box...churs!

 

[postman]

The postie van has delivered not one but two of these lovely YORKSHIRE water bottles. 500ml on offer at £1-50 each plus £1-99 postage,,and they have been very quick with delivery. A special offer usually £5 per bottle. Now i await the hydration tablets and sports fuel i have also ordered.

 

[carlosfandangus]

Postie just been (not you!!!) 2 skewers arrived, only the front required, this is to replace the one I replaced for a young boy across the road " I hit it with a hammer to fasten it tight and it just snapped"
And yet another letter from HSBC saying please update your email, I don't use this account and can't log in to change, I might send them a letter, maybe

 

[roley poley]

Some North road bars so off to the bike shop for new brake and gear cables inner and outer to bridge the extended reach

 

[Reynard]

My Bay of E auction win of some motor racing programmes from 1990 and 1991

 

[Gunk]

Based on some recommendations on this forum, a pair of these.

 

[carlosfandangus]

Got a pair off them too @Gunk, I am pleased with mine too, had them a couple of years

 

[mustang1]

DIsc brake cleaner.