What's the Postie brought you today?

[MontyVeda]

New curtains. They're very purple.

 

[Vantage]

Dunno I missed him while doing the weekly shop and it's gone back to the depot so I'll have to book a redelivery. Hmpf. I suspect its my cassette.
But a couple days ago these arrived

 

[numbnuts]

Another dog tag “Type 2 Diabetic”

 

[MontyVeda]

My wall clock has had a broken glass since around 1993... the replacement arrived in the post today

 

[NorthernDave]

Kylie Minogue tickets

 

[welsh dragon]

2 pairs of DHB thermal winter socks.

 

[subaqua]

2 of these ,

affectionately known as boat Dil**s. Real name “ trailering support sleeves”

 

[NorthernDave]

Blimey, this thread's been quiet for a while...

Anyway, today I received:

An Altura Team thermal jersey.

Just tried it on and it fits perfectly although I'm not quite just how "thermal" it will be - will need a base layer or two in this weather I think.

 

[Accy cyclist]

My 'post delivery person'(puts pc hat on)...sorry it's not 'my' as i don't employ him/her,so it's 'the' post delivery person, has been playing a game of knock and run recently. He(in this case it's a male) knocks just once and when i eventually make it down the stairs he's disappeared,leaving a card behind saying my parcel can be picked up at the 'local' sorting depot. This 'local' depot happens to be 5.3 miles away,so getting there is quite a problem. I phoned a number to have my parcel re-delivered. This automated voice asked many questions then asked my address. It read it back to me as somewhere in ASTON BIRMINGHAM! I'm now sat here quietly, with my doors open(except the front door)so i can hear his faint one time knock.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I phoned a number to have my parcel re-delivered.

Just do it online, less room for mistakes.

 

[Heltor Chasca]

50 extra large locusts. Live!

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Cateye Volt V1700.

 

[postman]

Dvd Dombey and Son.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

CTC membership card for the next year.

 

[Biff600]

A pair of Endura Hummvee MTB trousers that will be getting covered in mud and soaking wet through tomorrow