winjim
Smash the cistern
Actual conversation had last night.
Me: Ooh look, I got a trophy.
Wife: What have you got a trophy for?
Me: I got 1500 likes.
Wife: Who's been liking you 1500 times?
Me: Some cyclists.
Wife: Why, what have you done they like so much?
Me: I post witty and insightful things on Cycle Chat.
Wife: Well stop it. It's inappropriate.
Me: Ooh look, I got a trophy.
Wife: What have you got a trophy for?
Me: I got 1500 likes.
Wife: Who's been liking you 1500 times?
Me: Some cyclists.
Wife: Why, what have you done they like so much?
Me: I post witty and insightful things on Cycle Chat.
Wife: Well stop it. It's inappropriate.