Scilly Suffolk
Über Member
Normally I use an overly cheery Brian Blessed-esque voice and a huge Mornin' or 'afternoon!
The only time I didn't was about 3 months ago before I had the road bike. I was closing in on a roadie on my MTB and went for it as we climbed up and over a long motorway bridge. Went past him at a fair rate or knots and gave him the sideways sneer ( I know he'd probably just done LEJOG or something but that didn't matter at the time) and on the descent promptly dumped by chain off the front ring and had to suffer the smuggest grin I've ever seen as he went past never to be seen again. I felt like a complete XXXX.
Never been like that before and will never be like it again.
Similarly, I was on a mission to catch-up with a carbon-fibre something and went belting past a flat-bar & panniers job without so much as a "Wotcha mate!".
After a couple of miles drafting the CF, I dumped the derailleur into to spokes and snapped it.
You can guess the rest, can't you?