Whats the biggest lie you have ever told?

[spandex]

I could never post mine on here.


Sorry

 

[Joe24]

I could never post mine on here.


Sorry

You cant put that, it makes us all want to know now!!!

 

[Chrisz]

I would happily tell you but we are not allowed to mention our exact location when we are up here in the space station!

 

[iLB]

truthism.com

 

[Twenty Inch]

Very drunk, in a pub in Bugger's Hole, that I was from Arkansas. Narrowly escaped a beating and arrest later on in the evening, but that's another story.

 

[yenrod]

Its not big but the only recent thing I can recall is sleeping late: checking the time 3 mins to 9am and then saying to work id been to the docs

I ask for forgiveness from the karmic god !

 

[spandex]

You cant put that, it makes us all want to know now!!!

I know but sorry I can not tell

 

[Abitrary]

When I was 14, me and a friend instead of going to school, just stayed on the bus and took the day off. We realised we'd need an excuse to tell our parents / school where we'd been, so we invented a story that a rival lad from another school gave us a poison sandwich.

Elegant and believable, until we got to school next day and the headmaster called us in demanding to know who had poisoned us and threatening to get the police involved.

 

[yenrod]

When I was 14, me and a friend instead of going to school, just stayed on the bus and took the day off. We realised we'd need an excuse to tell our parents / school where we'd been, so we invented a story that a rival lad from another school gave us a poison sandwich.

Elegant and believable, until we got to school next day and the headmaster called us in demanding to know who had poisoned us and threatening to get the police involved.

And...

 

[Abitrary]

Well you know me... I winged it. "er, it might not have been poison sir, but a mild laxative, in fact it may have just been an allergic reaction... that we both got".

The whole episode was very stressful.

 

[Greedo]

I'll think you'll find that is 12 inches!!!

 

[ACS]

I'll think you'll find that is 12 inches!!!

but generally I don’t use it as a rule