What will you want included in your coffin?

[Dayvo]

No coffin for me.

I want to be freeze-dried, then shattered, then thrown into the sea/forest/air.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article3780207.ece

Just want to make sure I'm dead first!

And no religious ceremony, and no headstone/memorial to remember me by.
I just want to leave quietly.

 

[Aperitif]

No coffin for me.

I want to be freeze-dried, then shattered, then thrown into the sea/forest/air.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article3780207.ece

Just want to make sure I'm dead first!

And no religious ceremony, and no headstone/memorial to remember me by.
I just want to leave quietly.

Takes a lot to freeze neat alchohol Dayvo...

 

[tdr1nka]

I've always wanted to be put in a blender, homogonised, put into milk bottles (red top)and then buried in a crate.

 

[Dayvo]

Takes a lot to freeze neat alchohol Dayvo...

It's not that neat, though! It's rather untidy!

 

[Rob S]

Hopefully I'll be cremated....in which case I'll need some oven gloves just in case I'm not properly dead when they incineate me and I I won't burn my hands!!

I'd also like a deathtime's worth supply of batteries for my torch......and a torch.

 

[palinurus]

Fireworks.

 

[Abitrary]

A compass, water pistol, and one of those git pisstaking undertakers.

The ones you see on channel 4 documentaries that do innapropriate stuff to corpses for a laugh, like sit them on their knee like a ventroloquist dummy and make them say 'sausages'.

 

[yello]

Nothing incendiary as I want to be cremated.

 

[domtyler]

I'm going to landfill.

 

[girofan]

I'm going to landfill.

European Directive says reduction in landfill. So if you are over 150kg the local authority can charge!!

 

[Dayvo]

I'm going to landfill.

Soon?

 

[walker]

I'm going to landfill.

I'm going to fill land