Off topic but a farmer's sign I once saw made me chuckle. It's in the lakes where there's a popular walk starting point. One circular route comes back down the other side of a hill spur. Walking around the bottom is a bit of a drag but you reach a point where there's a modest depth field you have to cross but the path skirts it towards the farm then same distance back to the parking spot. No rights of way through the field, which often only has one animal in it. Plus a farmer's sign.
Now I'm paraphrasing it here:
'Beware of the bull! It takes a fit runner 90 seconds to cross this field. The bull can do it in 45s! Please stick to the footpath around the field!
I liked that a lot. Apparently it stopped people trying it. Mind you I never actually saw the bull, there were high dry stone walls with gateless openings between each field so it could have been around somewhere. It was fun hearing a group stopped while they thought about it. They never did the shortcut.
We rented a farm cottage out if holiday season once when I was a kid. Speaking to the best doors farmer's daughter about the dog outside her cottage door that was a handful jumping up she told me to give it a hit on the head. I did but I was instinctively lifting my knee up to fend it off, the tap on the head sent it falling into my rising knee. I felt the blow hard, the dog must have felt it more so. Anyway. It was nice as anything before and after, just be never jumped up at me again. Lovely big collie but only 9 months old.
The farmer's daughter told me about the other dog. A huge, black beast. Only a Lab but it was rottweiler in size and a snarling, barking beast on a chain near the entrance to the farmyard. The daughter told me it was really soft. She had to convince me. Being about 12 or 13yo I was just stupid enough to find out. I got to just outside of it's reach when lunging at me on read legs snarling viciously. I put my closed hand out for it to sniff. It immediately dropped to all fours, stopped snarling and completely changed. I got closer and it slobbering all over my hand. It was a real softy and never barked at me again that way. It did bark occasionally if I tried to walk past without saying hello. I mean it was soft as anything once it met you. I bet it scared so many walkers passing through and was a very good deterrent.