What is the most UNcool thing you can wear on a bike?

[longers]

I may have been a little hasty as a couple of those are good suggestions.



I got wolf whistled (by females) last night so my hi vis vest is cool.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

I think I need to leaVE THE HI VIS WELLIES AT HOME FROM NOW ON THOUGH

 

[johnr]

My all time favourite uncool cyclist had on a miner's helmet (with light) hobnail boots, cords tied with string at ankles and a tweed jacket with elbow patches... in July... at lunchtime.

 

[mondobongo]

Hi Vis trouser clips.

 

[starseven]

Size too small ron hill bikesters with butt crack showing.

 

[Abitrary]

Anything from Asda (by George)

 

[yorkshiregoth]

A thong on a fat person

 

[Abitrary]

A thong on a fat person

I thought a goth would have said something like, er, a vial of my own blood, er, on a crucifix

 

[Membrane]

I'm with Crackle: team kit. Unless it's vintage team kit, that's not so bad.

 

[laurence]

a Michelin Man suit

L

 

[snorri]

I'm with Crackle: team kit. Unless it's vintage team kit, that's not so bad.

I'll third that

 

[bonj2]

A wedding dress.

 

[Abitrary]

A wedding dress.

Bonj, please put the original picture of the overweight traffic warden back on.

That is how I see you, and hope to relate to you in future.

Go on mate, for me

 

[bonj2]

what overweight traffic warden
i've never had an overweight traffic warden

 

[Abitrary]

The disgruntled space cadet, police academy whatever...

Like the one now but the first one

I've never had such respect for words coming from an avatar such as that. It suddenly made weird sense