What have you found while riding?

[classic33]

The silver from a burglary on a church.
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/the-things-you-find-while-cycling.143019/

 

[Algarvecycling]

Many years ago, I found a body on my cycle to school. (South Africa). Told my Mum. She called the Police, body was collected - stabbing, presumed theft of wages the night before - and I was sent off to school with a note from the Police as to why I was late...

Last Sunday Club MTB ride we found a young eagle on the ground, took it to the local Police station who called in the RSPCA-equivalent here.

 

[Brandane]

Myself.

 

[johnblack]

A shoe with a foot still in it.

Are you in Canada ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries

 

[Smokin Joe]

That I wasn't as fit as I thought I was.

 

[delb0y]

I found a driver's licence. Took it back to the owner as it had the address on there, whereupon they snatched it out of my hand, slammed the door, and that was that.

Found a multi-tool, once, too. (three four)

And loads of dead badgers.

 

[Skanker]

I found a multi-tool today, it’s like a Swiss Army knife with a hammer!

 

[Threevok]

a burned out motorbike
a £20 note
a dead body

 

[Reynard]

Oh, I forgot.

Half a hundredweight of potatoes...

 

[Blue Hills]

On my paper round 45 years ago, a very large carrier bag crammed full of gentleman’s special interest magazines.

even if you hadn't mentioned the 45 years that find would date you.

I don't remember finding anything apart from the odd bounced off broken light.

 

[johnblack]

even if you hadn't mentioned the 45 years that find would date you.

Not on a ride but I found a box full in a cupboard in the archive where I worked when I was 16. I put them in large brown envelopes and posted them home over a few days. Sold the Razzles and Fiestas to my mates and kept the Club Internationals.

 

[Blue Hills]

you worked in a soft porn archive?

I fear thread drift here - friends when I was young sometimes confessed to finding theirv dad's stash in the garage.

Might have explained their fondness for car/bike fettling.
edit - am intrigued by the posting home - were you such a dodgy cove that you were routinely searched on coming home?

 

[Milzy]

God

 

[Blue Hills]

God

Crossing yourself?
Oh forgive us oh father.
Tis a sinful sinful world.

 

[numbnuts]

Handbag