String vests....
Heinz BEEF SOUP [not oxtail or beef broth].
Raleigh Grifter.
Raleigh Bomber.
Putting plastic bread tie disks on your brake cables.
Spokey Dokeys.
Candy cigarettes.
Licorice pipes.
Fizzbombs...
ZUBES.
Double Diamond.
Long Life.
Hemling light.
Hoffmeister [follow the bear, it was p*ss].
McEwans Export [they always sold this on trains].
Castaway.
Alpine Pop [used to be sold door to door of a big lorry].
Rubber sink plungers [the sort you could stick to your head and pretend to be a Dalek].
Matey bubble-bath.
Hia Karate.
Insignia.
Soap on a rope.
Tufty the Squirrel.
ZX spectrum, C64 & the Jupiter Ace.
Atari 2600, Grandstand TV game.
BBC model B [posh home pc].
Rebound & Crossfire [Ball bearing games].
Mousetrap.
Sorry! [Ludo with pawns].
Rude playing cards people would always bring back from Spain holidays.
Fred Harris.
Roger Decourcey & Nookey Bear.
Cyril Smith.
Toad in the hole.
Croquet Poodle toilet roll covers.
Chain 'gravity' flush toilets.
IZAL.
Pale Blue AC invalid carriages.
Deltic locomotives.
Brian Cant.
Wire coat-hangers.
I could go on .... but it is making me tearful.