What English language expression do you like the most?

[Mo1959]

Those are the bits stuck in the hairs of your bum crack.

Nah, that’s clingons.

 

[Tribansman]

Those are the bits stuck in the hairs of your bum crack.

I always thought they were tag nuts

 

[Yellow Fang]

Everything's relative.

 

[stephec]

Those are the bits stuck in the hairs of your bum crack.

Nah, that’s clingons.

Roger Mellie's thesaurus would probably give you a few other options as well.

 

[Profpointy]

At the risk of being a bit pretentious, I do like "hoist on his own petard" and do use it unironically, and likewise the somewhat archaic "three sheets to the wind"