What does your bike tell us about you?

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derrick

The Glue that binds us together.
It's not what the bike says it's what my ticker say's
The bike say's i am a flash git.:laugh:
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classic33

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I'll see what others think.​
 
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anothersam

anothersam

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I don't have time to make a detailed analysis, there are a couple of Humanists who are many sessions away from being self-actualized coming to blows in the waiting room. Stray observations:

@derrick
The fact that you have an actual bike stand for photo ops tells me that you are the self-reliant type. The bike itself is a mystery – doesn't fit into any of the standard categories, so it's difficult to even guess what sort of riding you prefer. Pootling in the lanes? Gentle mountainbiking?

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Quick nip to the shops?

Rims look vaguely aero so I'll hazard you indulge in the occasional commuter challenge.

@classic33
Twice the usual number of wheels and chains suggests you're overcompensating. (It may also suggest you have needs not met by a two-wheeler, but your medical records haven't come through yet.) That the chain(s) aren't as slack as one would normally see in an HPV is an indication that you're not, either.

@martint235
Clearly says you've got class, though the understated logo means you don't require the personal validation that comes from brand identification. The unenlightened would take this is a sign of passive aggression.

@Smokin Joe continues to ignore the code of conduct. There's not much I can do about this except recommend a good behavioural therapist.
 
I don't have time to make a detailed analysis, there are a couple of Humanists who are many sessions away from being self-actualized coming to blows in the waiting room. Stray observations:

@derrick
The fact that you have an actual bike stand for photo ops tells me that you are the self-reliant type. The bike itself is a mystery – doesn't fit into any of the standard categories, so it's difficult to even guess what sort of riding you prefer. Pootling in the lanes? Gentle mountainbiking?

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Quick nip to the shops?

Rims look vaguely aero so I'll hazard you indulge in the occasional commuter challenge.

@classic33
Twice the usual number of wheels and chains suggests you're overcompensating. (It may also suggest you have needs not met by a two-wheeler, but your medical records haven't come through yet.) That the chain(s) aren't as slack as one would normally see in an HPV is an indication that you're not, either.

@martint235
Clearly says you've got class, though the understated logo means you don't require the personal validation that comes from brand identification. The unenlightened would take this is a sign of passive aggression.

@Smokin Joe continues to ignore the code of conduct. There's not much I can do about this except recommend a good behavioural therapist.
Smokin Joe laughs at Codes of Conduct, Pah!
 
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anothersam

anothersam

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Location
Far East Sussex
@jowwy your photo appears in somewhat soft focus, which is an effect usually reserved for a beauty with flaws. I can't see any obvious flaws other than the ginormous head tube, which is having a deleterious effect on your front wheel.

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@steveindenmark, do you also have one of these in your stable?

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Smokin Joe laughs at Codes of Conduct, Pah!
This much is evident. Self-evident, in fact, which is the first step in any reputable 12 step program. What program? The one for the 3rd person in the room.

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In any case, it's clear the Code has gone the way of the wild west

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