What do you think of my product?
- Thread starter Dengineering GCSE
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mjr
Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
- Location
- mostly Norfolk, sometimes Somerset
How do you get a typical 750ml cycling bottle in it?
mjr
Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
- Location
- mostly Norfolk, sometimes Somerset
Invisible gorilla, innit?
snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
It's a well known fact that guide dogs for the blind are......................................oh I've forgotten what I was going to say
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
I had a collision with a wasp once. Smacked me right in the forehead, got tangled in my hair, stung me and flew off... little b**tard.
Maybe this bottle holder isn't for wasp collisions though.
Maybe this bottle holder isn't for wasp collisions though.
steveindenmark
Legendary Member
Can you be more specific about how many accidents
Find a way to get the motorists kff their phones and tell them go slow down.
Alternatively, genetically modify all wildlife so they are viz vest yellow and glow in the dark.
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I know they are really clever, but I don’t think Guide Dogs ride bicycles.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Got it, what we need is a
Holographic projection of a tractor
Then every car is fitted with a speaker. The speaker emits a high pitched screech once a driver is within 400m of a cyclist up ahead. The driver must drop below 20 mph for this screeching to stop. Once within 100m they must drop their speed to be only 5mph greater than that if the cyclist. It gets louder and louder the closer they get if they ignore the sound. Within 50m and still too fast the car will slam on the brakes, turn the engine off, and refuse to start for 30 mins. Like Pavlovs dogs they will be trained to slow the fark down.
Holographic projection of a tractor
Then every car is fitted with a speaker. The speaker emits a high pitched screech once a driver is within 400m of a cyclist up ahead. The driver must drop below 20 mph for this screeching to stop. Once within 100m they must drop their speed to be only 5mph greater than that if the cyclist. It gets louder and louder the closer they get if they ignore the sound. Within 50m and still too fast the car will slam on the brakes, turn the engine off, and refuse to start for 30 mins. Like Pavlovs dogs they will be trained to slow the fark down.
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glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
What has your research into such collisions revealed in terms of numbers and contributing factors?
classic33
Leg End Member
@Dengineering GCSE, how have you overcome the riders legs, which will be moving, giving a false signal?
Infra-red will "sense" their movement, setting your device off.
How, given you're planning on using cardboard, will it attach to the bike frame? Will it be on the downtube or seat tube, and still function?
Infra-red will "sense" their movement, setting your device off.
How, given you're planning on using cardboard, will it attach to the bike frame? Will it be on the downtube or seat tube, and still function?
Yellow Saddle
Guru
- Location
- Loch side.
If nobody is going to say it, I will.
It is crap.
It is crap.
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
How many ground breaking inventions have you seen developed at GCSE level?
What do you expect to see at GCSE level?
