What do you think her name is and does she fancy me?

[DJ]

You know i get that a lot when I'm out ,women just ignore me , what will power they must have,they are probably crying out for me to pay them attention !


Or maybe like you I'm Delusional !

That's right GB I'm sure she wanted to throw her car under a bus, just so that I could run to her rescue and her life would be complete as she stared in to my eyes.

But alas, there are no buses at that time in the morning!!!!!! The light's didn't even turn red so that I could catch her up!!!!
I know she wanted me, she was just scared she would look too keen!!!!!
No I don't think either of us are delusional, we just are kinda secure guy's who need to let thing's play out in a natural fashion, unforced like!!!!

 

[GentleBenn]

By God DJ! I think you're right!

I must, in reality be god's gift to women,Why did'nt i realise it before all those wasted chances ,all those women telling me "No thanks",it was just their own insecurities,their inability to let themselves be loved !

Bear Hugs for Everyone !!!

 

[DJ]

Or illegal....

Bad!!!!!!!!!! I do believe you are casting Nasturtium's about me!!!!!!!!!

 

[stephec]

Don't worry I have a way of dealing with them, first kick them in the shin's then clamp my substantial pair of gnasher's on to their scrot and bite down hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are you, a Jack Russell?

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Forget it - she drives a BMW and has "prat plates"

Suggests inconsiderate, self centred, selfish and vain - not a good combination.

 

[Mr Pig]

Forget it - she drives a BMW and has "prat plates" Suggests inconsiderate, self centred, selfish and vain - not a good combination.

Spot on. She's probably so up herself that there'd be no room for you.

 

[MacB]

Ah cool , so next time i see her I should pull up at her window remove my safety glasses and respro mask, then gently tap on her window and ask her for her number!

you can't take them off that would blow the cool image

 

[DJ]

Spot on. She's probably so up herself that there'd be no room for you.

No sorry Mr Pig, just this once I think you are wrong I am sure that there would be plenty of room for me up her, then she would be transformed in to a beautiful, lycra clad nymph, that I could follow around the Hill's of Upper Norwood panting and sweating.

 

[DJ]

you can't take them off that would blow the cool image

Ok you are probably correct there so while muffling through my respro mask, my goggles would steam up, I could at least tip my helmet jauntily at her, and she would swoon at the shear devilment of the handsome bounder slevering at her window!!!!!!!

 

[Mr Pig]

just this once I think you are wrong

Love the implication there :0)

 

[Shaun]

Was it a grey one ... 2007 year ... registered 16-03-2007 ... 2L Diesel?

If you don't spot her again until somewhere around the end of April, you could strike up a conversation by pointing out her road fund license is due on the first of May.

He he ...
Shaun

 

[MacB]

Was it a grey one ... 2007 year ... registered 16-03-2007 ... 2L Diesel?

If you don't spot her again until somewhere around the end of April, you could strike up a conversation by pointing out her road fund license is due on the first of May.

He he ...
Shaun

very slick, very smooth, are you single by any chance?

 

[Shaun]

very slick, very smooth, are you single by any chance?

 

[Dave5N]

She told me she really likes the look of you.

Mind you, who can trust pillow talk?

 

[Keith Oates]

MAL12IA = MALAYSIA - be a long way to go for a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!