What do you think her name is and does she fancy me?

[DJ]

I was panting through Dulwich Village this morn, (very Posh) when a BMW driver crossed my path, very pretty girl driving, the number plate on the car was a very distinctive ; MAL12IA .

So is her name Malitia or Mallisca? do you think!

Also what are the chances that she fancies me and want's my number?

 

[longers]

Malaria? Keep clear ?

 

[longers]

She probably fancies you though.

 

[dellzeqq]

her boyfriend's name is Mal and he's just about to get out from a 12-stretch for GBH

 

[DJ]

She probably fancies you though.

Ah cool , so next time i see her I should pull up at her window remove my safety glasses and respro mask, then gently tap on her window and ask her for her number!

 

[ufkacbln]

Forget it - she drives a BMW and has "prat plates"

Suggests inconsiderate, self centred, selfish and vain - not a good combination.

 

[Auntie Helen]

...or she nicked it off her extremely-muscular-and-scary boyfriend, Mr Mal Izia.

 

[downfader]

Polish name?

 

[DJ]

Polish name?

Ah yes, she could have been Polish, I believe they have a very strange pick up technique!

 

[DJ]

...or she nicked it off her extremely-muscular-and-scary boyfriend, Mr Mal Izia.

Don't worry I have a way of dealing with them, first kick them in the shin's then clamp my substantial pair of gnasher's on to their scrot and bite down hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[colly]

Malisia..........either a model, or a ladyboy.

 

[DJ]

Well I'll tell you what I think , I think it is Militia it's not her name at all and she is the Moll for a hard possibly Polish Drug Boss, I think he has been keeping her against her will and this was her break for freedom in the early hours of the morning after the Boss was found comatosed from too much of his own product!

I think the way she stared straight ahead as she sped across my path was a cry for freedom and she at last realised her knight in shining armour had come to wisk her away!

 

[Auntie Helen]

I'll have some of what you're having, please, it's clearly a superior brew

 

[badkitty]

I'll have some of what you're having, please, it's clearly a superior brew

Or illegal....

 

[GentleBenn]

I think the way she stared straight ahead as she sped across my path was a cry for freedom and she at last realised her knight in shining armour had come to wisk her away!

You know i get that a lot when I'm out ,women just ignore me , what will power they must have,they are probably crying out for me to pay them attention !


Or maybe like you I'm Delusional !