What do you call an Italian who talks to dead people...

[jay clock]

As we are trying to upset every race and minority group....

Two homosexual scotsmen.........

William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam

Yes, of course, that would be Irish people. You were thinking of Ben Doon and Phil McCafferty

 

[Cubist]

Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head?












Blenda

 

[cisamcgu]

What do you call a Spanish golfer, who cut off a limb and then purchased drugs .....














Sever-your-arm-off and-buy-a-steroid !

 

[cisamcgu]

What do you call a famous actress who resides in a WWII bomber ?













I-live-in-a de-Havilland *boom boom*

 

[Mac66]

Fish with no eyes - fsh
Pig with 3 eyes - piiig

 

[Mr Pig]

What do you call a gorilla with a baseball bat?

Sir.

 

[Mr Pig]

What does a gorilla with a baseball bat sit on?

Anything it likes.

 

[661-Pete]

What do you call an Italian who talks to dead people...

Dunno, but there's a famous oldie about an Italian who talks to alive people.

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSwCXQ2KqUk

Needs sound. Not work safe!

 

[Bay Runner]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head
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Doug

 

[lady_rider]

Why did Edward Woodward have so many 'D's in his name?




Because if he hadn't his name would have been "Ewar Woowar".

That made me laugh out loud

 

[Fnaar]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
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Doug

And a man without a spade in his head? Douglas :-)

 

[abchandler]

And a man without a spade in his head? Douglas :-)

And the woman that the man without a spade in his head refused to allow into his pub?

Douglas Bader

 

[Cubist]

What's pink and hard?














A pig with a flick-knife

 

[Speicher]

A man went to the Doctor, and said he thought his hearing was getting slightly worse. The Doctor asked him to describe the symptoms.

"Marg has got purple hair, and Homer has not really got any hair".





Maggot, wait for me.

 

[User482]

How do you turn a duck into a 1970s soul singer?


Bake it until it's Bill Withers.