What do you call an Italian who talks to dead people...

[Speicher]

What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant??

Angus McCoatup

Very funny


Have you heard about the job vacancy for a Submarine Engineer?

Location: Bath

 

[Over The Hill]

As we are trying to upset every race and minority group....

Two homosexual scotsmen.........




William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam

 

[jeltz]

And the Spanish fireman that named his sons José and Hose B

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Or the one legged Sikh ... Balan Singh

 

[Globalti]

What do you call an Indian with an apple on his head?

William Patel.

 

[JamesAC]

As we are trying to upset every race and minority group....

Two homosexual scotsmen.........




William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam

... errr.. Irish, surely?

What do you call a woman with different length legs?

Eileen


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea


What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

Still no idea.


What do you call a perplexed Welsh man?

Dilemma.

It's alright - I've got me coat!

 

[Fnaar]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea


What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

Still no idea.

And a dead deer with no eyes and no goolies?
Still no f**k*ng idea

(grabs coat from JamesAC and heads for the hills)

 

[4F]

What do you call a woman balancing a tray of drinks on her head playing snooker ?

Beatrix Potter (grabs coat from Fnaar)

 

[swee'pea99]

You've probably all seen this when I posted it a while back, but what the hell. I was tempted to re-post it recently, for reasons that will become clear, but now I can't help myself so...

What d'you call a man with a tree on his head?










Edward


What d'you call a man with three trees on his head?










Edward Woodward


What d'you call a man with four trees on his head?










I don't know either, but Edward Woodward would.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Why did Edward Woodward have so many 'D's in his name?




Because if he hadn't his name would have been "Ewar Woowar".

 

[Bay Runner]

What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head?
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[TWBNK]

The man with a rabbit up his bum
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Warren

 

[Bay Runner]

What do you call a man with leaves on his head?

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Russel

 

[WindyRob]

a man with no arms or legs floating in the sea?



Bob

 

[WindyRob]

a man with no arms or legs swimming in the sea?





Clever Dick