what do things smell like.....

[bonj2]

did anyone know that sugar smells... quite strong when you go past the factory.

 

[Globalti]

That's caramel.

 

[Mr Pig]

Old people smell like boiled cabbage.

 

[got-to-get-fit]

and the classic-

I’m not saying I didn’t love you,
or that I’m happy that you’re dead,
but my doctor did advise you, to keep a rifle by your bed.

I’m not saying I didn’t kill you,
but aren’t you partially to blame,
you gave me chocolate digestives,
when you knew I prefered them plain.

I’m not saying I’ll forget you,
but please remind me of your name,
my memory’s somewhat distorted,
since I became insane

Or this perennial gem from the ‘man with the stick’

Last years works holiday,
Was two weeks away in Greece,
It was all arranged by Terry who gets flights cheap,
I did not find out about it until the day before we left,
No notice on the notice board,
I was completely in the dark.