what do things smell like.....

[got-to-get-fit]

That you cant actually smell?

Watching QI the other night and Stephen Fry reckons that the Ozone Layer Smells like Geraniums.

So i got to wondering, what do you imagine things smell like that dont actually have an odour.

e.g. the sky
Water
Thoughts
Clouds

 

[Pottsy]

Here's a couple more:

A change in the air
A rat

 

[Globalti]

Water has a smell, at least it does when falling as rain.

 

[ArDee]

Rats smell

 

[PaulB]

I love the smell of manure,
I love the smell of the poor,
I love the smell of Frank Muir.

So, come on let’s have a look at it,
come along now let’s have a sniff of it,
come along now let’s have a little bit more.

I love the smell of a flanel,
I love the smell of an old oak panel,
as I love the smell of the hair of a spaniel.

So, come on let’s have a look at it,
come along now let’s have a sniff of it,
come along now let’s have a little bit more.

I love the smell of a minstrel,
I love the smell of Vince Hill,
I love the smell of Spender’s espadrilles.

So, come on let’s have a look at it,
come along now let’s have a sniff of it,
come along now let’s have a little bit,
come along now let’s have a little bit,
come along now let’s have a little bit more.

 

[tyred]

I can't recall ever sniffing an old oak panel. Have I been missing out on something?

 

[got-to-get-fit]

I love the smell of manure,
I love the smell of the poor,
I love the smell of Frank Muir.

So, come on let’s have a look at it,
come along now let’s have a sniff of it,
come along now let’s have a little bit more.

I love the smell of a flanel,
I love the smell of an old oak panel,
as I love the smell of the hair of a spaniel.

So, come on let’s have a look at it,
come along now let’s have a sniff of it,
come along now let’s have a little bit more.

I love the smell of a minstrel,
I love the smell of Vince Hill,
I love the smell of Spender’s espadrilles.

So, come on let’s have a look at it,
come along now let’s have a sniff of it,
come along now let’s have a little bit,
come along now let’s have a little bit,
come along now let’s have a little bit more.

Quality ....matched only by the irrepresible duo of Mulligan and O'hares.......My rose has left me, where can she be? she ran away with the bloke from allied carpets.

 

[Kirstie]

Do dreams have smells? Or do you have smells in dreams?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Lynyard Skynard, & thats all i'm gonna say 'bout dat

 

[rich p]

Here's a couple more:

A change in the air
A rat

I smell a rat

 

[Hilldodger]

Electricity smells like burnt pork.

Well, it does if you give yourself a shock of the mains:

 

[oxbob]

Electricity smells like burnt pork.

Well, it does if you give yourself a shock of the mains:

That will be your dabbers fryng

 

[TVC]

Teen spirit - I'm not sure I want to know what that smells like.

 

[threefingerjoe]

I have sinus trouble....so I don't smell very good.

 

[threefingerjoe]

I can't recall ever sniffing an old oak panel. Have I been missing out on something?

Hmmm...reminds me of the joke about the "sh*thouse door on a tuna boat."