What crap jobs have you done?

[fuzzy29]

Many years ago, I worked in the local motorway services for 3 years. We used to throw bacon across the room at each other, then put it in trays for the morning staff to cook. We would also see what happened to metal things in microwaves and everything else in the deep fat friars. We would lock people in the walk in fridges and set fire to the industrial toaster, just when the chef was really busy.

I miss those days.

 

[pw2389]

We would also see what happened to...everything else in the deep fat friars.

Strewth, it's truly shocking what goes on in the average monastery.

 

[girofan]

Jacomus-rides-Gen. I used to work with a load of old bags too!

 

[got-to-get-fit]

when i started work i used to fill 25kg bags with soap powder 8hrs a day 250bags a shift .....back breaking / character building/ call it what you will i frigging hated it

 

[asterix]

..reminds me I also worked for a domestic appliance factory (no, it wasn't in China) where it wasn't unusual for staff to have mock battles using the packaged smaller items as ammunition before loading them into the lorries taking them to the shops.

 

[Sore Thumb]

Working for the Army is Basra, Iraq.

 

[mr_hippo]

Was a wringer-outer for a one-armed window cleaner
A banana bender at Fyffes
Worked in a domino factory, painting the spots on double blanks