What brainboxes have we?

[Speicher]

I once knew a woman who played the oboe very well.

Did she also play the cello?

 

[betty swollocks]

Did she also play the cello?

“Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it”

Sir Thomas Beecham

 

[Speicher]

“Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it”

Sir Thomas Beecham

Yes, thank you. I thought someone would remember that one.