What a load of bollocks

[slowmotion]

The last time I went for a Turkish bath, before The Plague, I noticed that Manscapers were in a tiny minority. Maybe the sample was atypical.

Edit: That comment could be misinterpreted. Sorry. I was trying to say that there were very few shavers there.

 

[Blue Hills]

I didn;t even know I had a 'grooming game'

the leaflet that fell out of the myprotein bargain box has a big blurb saying:

"Level up your game"

which I take to be an exhortation to men to follow the contemporary female fashion of intensive "grooming".

Whether anyone who had got that far would back out on finding that the prospective partner isn't "manscaped" is I suppose a matter of debate/maybe worthy of intensive academic research.

 

[raleighnut]

I just askrd Maz if she would fancy me more if I shaved my 'undercarriage'...................................apparantly not

 

[winjim]

Pleased with myself for getting 10kg of maltodextrin

Do they really think anyone canny enough to get that deal would fall for this?

I think I can see what's happened here.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Minge the Mirthless

 

[bikingdad90]

@Blue Hills clearly never seen the inside of a gym full of gym boys. Never mind manscaping, they don’t have an ounce of hair left on them anywhere, wear tank tops and love a picture for the ‘gram which shows off their fake tan. They hog equipment and do f’all!

Luckily my nearest gym is full of average people and some proper athletes who do strength work to compliment their training instead of gym boys who strut round hogging the equipment. There are only a few meat heads but they are genuinely strong! It’s a council ran gym so it good value and as inductions are compulsory, only genuine people go!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Maybe a cycling forum is not the best place to be criticising people who shave places normally only associated with female shaving???????


jus' sayin'

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sponsored by Ed Balls

 

[Chris S]

It reminds me of when somebody said that Lady Thatcher sounded like a feminine hygiene device.

 

[Blue Hills]

It reminds me of when somebody said that Lady Thatcher sounded like a feminine hygiene device.

by the by, am I the only one who does a double-take mind-flip whenever I see the photo thread title - your bike and a thatch?

 

[a.twiddler]

Surely a major drawback of all this is that once you start, you can't stop. How itchy and sandpapery must it be to have the scrotal equivalent of five O'clock shadow rasping away at your sensitive bits as you walk about? And as for absent mindedly splashing on some aftershave...I can hear the screams from here.

 

[HMS_Dave]

Surely a major drawback of all this is that once you start, you can't stop. How itchy and sandpapery must it be to have the scrotal equivalent of five O'clock shadow rasping away at your sensitive bits as you walk about? And as for absent mindedly splashing on some aftershave...I can hear the screams from here.

Indeed. Might be useful if you're a carpenter though, less tools to carry around...

 

[Blue Hills]

Surely a major drawback of all this is that once you start, you can't stop. How itchy and sandpapery must it be to have the scrotal equivalent of five O'clock shadow rasping away at your sensitive bits as you walk about? And as for absent mindedly splashing on some aftershave...I can hear the screams from here.

Check out their "products/formulations" linked from that main page if you want even deeper levels of obsession.

https://uk.manscaped.com/collections/collection-all?tab=2

God knows who their customers are though.

(pretty sure not some of the "quoted")

Maybe they are aiming for a market they see opened up by some of the more "performance" cycling crowd. Somewhere in that web site is I fear a packable titanium carbon podium you can extract from your rectum and swiftly erect in the corner of the bedroom to take the applause after trashing some personal best.

 

[classic33]

Surely a major drawback of all this is that once you start, you can't stop. How itchy and sandpapery must it be to have the scrotal equivalent of five O'clock shadow rasping away at your sensitive bits as you walk about? And as for absent mindedly splashing on some aftershave...I can hear the screams from here.

Can't say I've noticed that.

 

[Profpointy]

yes i do - thanks - but not thanks to the bollocks blurb - I imagine most folk would think it was something to do with power.
Which just leaves the question - is it a flattering light for balls - and will anyone know/care?

To be fair it's not the maker's fault if a customer is unfamiliar with the proper units used to define various properties of their lamp.