betty swollocks
large member
Cycling to the gym this morning, there's a long straight bit of road, slightly downhill, which drivers treat rather like a drag strip, despite the speed bumps.
Got overtaken this morning by a driver who then slows down for bump number one. I'm able to maintain speed over the bump by unweighting myself and thus undertake their vehicle. Get overtaken again on approach to bump number two and the driver this time maintains their speed......obviously not wanting to suffer the humiliation of getting undertaken by a mere cyclist for a second time......over the bump and comes down with such a WHUMP!! that a plastic bit on the back of the car hits the top of the bump, breaks off and tumbles down the road. Car/driver carries on.
Catch up with them in gym car park, glide past and say,
"You may want to go back and collect the bit which fell off your car when you went over the speed bump too fast. They're there to slow you down: idiot."
I get an unblinking ovine stare in return.
Got overtaken this morning by a driver who then slows down for bump number one. I'm able to maintain speed over the bump by unweighting myself and thus undertake their vehicle. Get overtaken again on approach to bump number two and the driver this time maintains their speed......obviously not wanting to suffer the humiliation of getting undertaken by a mere cyclist for a second time......over the bump and comes down with such a WHUMP!! that a plastic bit on the back of the car hits the top of the bump, breaks off and tumbles down the road. Car/driver carries on.
Catch up with them in gym car park, glide past and say,
"You may want to go back and collect the bit which fell off your car when you went over the speed bump too fast. They're there to slow you down: idiot."
I get an unblinking ovine stare in return.