Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Had a strange dream last night....i had bought myself an extremely expensive carbon bike in tasteful dayglo orange....anyhow i was eager to show off to the world my new shiny magnificence so pedalled up by the Loch... but was disappointed that there was no one about...😢 but all was not lost! there was great shaggy highland cow stood in the middle of the single track road " Good morning Mr cow" I said "do you like my splendiferous machine it weighs 10 gms less than my ally one! ..."lovely" said Mr cow, and it only cost £10,000 i excitedly informed him.. " mmm interesting" said Mr cow but i could tell i needed to really impress him! and it has oval tubes so i can go faster! "listen Pal youre really ****ing me off" and before i knew it his pointy handlebar horns had launched me into the Loch!
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“Mr. Cow”?