Well ladies, which would you prefer?

[Cycling Naturalist]

I actually read the women's section of a Sunday supplement today. It contained a section contrasting the lives of a single woman and a woman with four children.

The woman with four children spent the evening trying to feed her brood and three other children on marinaded venison - after they had described it as "gross."

The single woman spent the evening being shagged relentlessly by an Aussie yoga instructor.

So, which has your vote?

 

[Willow]

neither!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

neither!

What! The single woman emphasised that the Aussie was hunky and the sheets were clean - the latter point was mentioned several times, so it was obviously an unusual occurrence.

 

[Cathryn]

If I had to choose, I'd go with the Aussie. Otherwise I would want to be married to my husband without the four children.

Clean sheets would be nice!

 

[Aperitif]

It's only because she felt comfortable Patrick...clean sheets with down under.

He had a nice asana too...

 

[Arch]

neither!

+1

Anyway, if I had children, they wouldn't be so ill mannered as to call my cooking 'gross'. Did she tell them it was venison? That was her mistake.

I spend most evenings tucked up in bed to keep warm, watching the telly, or reading (or both). Add in a nice chap to keep me company, and that sounds like my perfect evening.

I think the off putting thing about the Aussie is the word 'relentlessy'. I've been on the receiving end of that sort of thing and found it very dull.

 

[badkitty]

I've tried really hard to ignore this thread, but I just can't...

Can I have both?

I could put the kids to bed then spend all night with the relentless yoga instructor.....and as we have a shared interest, he could help me work on my positioning..

 

[wafflycat]

neither!

+2

Married with one child (now adult) suits me fine.

 

[wafflycat]

I think the off putting thing about the Aussie is the word 'relentlessy'. I've been on the receiving end of that sort of thing and found it very dull.

Purely in the interests of science, to ascertain whether your description of 'dull' is accurate, I do believe we require jpgs and a full explanation

 

[cheadle hulme]

I think the off putting thing about the Aussie is the word 'relentlessy'. I've been on the receiving end of that sort of thing and found it very dull.

Actually the only time I've been guilty of going "relentlessly" was due to a medication I was taking.

In the end, I had to explain to the girl that it wasn't going to work and we agreed to call it quits. No amount of gunpowder was going to set that particular rocket off.

Gotta be the aussie though.

 

[Arch]

Purely in the interests of science, to ascertain whether your description of 'dull' is accurate, I do believe we require jpgs and a full explanation

jpgs are not available (thank god) and full explanation, well, I think not, suffice to say, like Cheadle hulme says, it wasn't going anywhere for either of us, but I think the chap had too much pride to admit it... Later consultation with a friend suggested that he (the chap, not the friend), may have been on some sort of medical assistance. It was just one more episode in my Eastenders-level-of-disastrousness love life.

Not to be confused with a rather dull boyfriend when I was younger, who got on with it while I tried to be interested and wished I could get a better view of the telly....

Perhaps it's better I stick to knitting and playing the Ukulele.

 

[ColinJ]

Perhaps it's better I stick to knitting and playing the Ukulele.

Couldn't you play the Ukulele during, and do the knitting afterwards?

 

[Arch]

Couldn't you play the Ukulele during, and do the knitting afterwards?

Genius!



Oh dear god, no, now I've got the oddest image in my head...

 

[wafflycat]

Oh dear god, no, now I've got the oddest image in my head...

You are not alone in this...

 

[rich p]

Couldn't you play the Ukulele during, and do the knitting afterwards?

I'm pretty sure that's a euphemism, Colin!