Flying Dodo
It'll soon be summer
I've seen the evidence (afterwards) of Davy flying, so hopefully he bounced, and doesn't hurt too much.
That front fork should be ok with a bit of tape wrapped round it.
Don't worry - the half a dozen sausages he scoffs later, with a large chips and dandelion and burdock will be battered enough.GWS and I'm hoping you are not feeling too battered today.
A bamboo cane and some 'billy band' - sortedA couple of rubber bands will do it if no tape to hand.
Walnuts? Yeah right!!!
You could run a sweepstake on the exact minute.