Violated by its Noodley Appendage

[Kirstie]

I'm sure certain sections of the population would find the prospect appealing...

 

[andy_wrx]

Smells fishy to me.

 

[wafflycat]

I don't think it bites? But it definitely spits!

Keyboard! You owe me a new keyboard!

 

[dangerousjules]

looks like an australian sign...dam those people have the worst creatures over there...how would you explain to the mrs that you got bitten by a cock monster while out smimming!

 

[Big Bren]

Mrs DangerousJules: "What happened to you?"

DJ: "I'm ok - I got attacked by a cock monster, but I managed to beat it off"

Bren

 

[Hugh Jampton]

Sorry, is there a picture or link in the original post? If there is I cannot see it.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Stay in the shallows, beware of the spume!!!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Sorry, is there a picture or link in the original post? If there is I cannot see it.

Yep! Probably your security settings, the pic's on Photobucket.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

You can tell it's a predator, because it's eye faces forward.

 

[Kirstie]

With the photo of our kilted colleague next to the queen yesterday there's definitely a meat and two veg theme emerging in the cafe this week...

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The water's not cold, just look at the size of the f*ck*r!!!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

warning - angry ravenbait with scissors

 

[wafflycat]

Don't be afraid!!! It's as soft as anything!

That's reassuring. It's the big and hard monsters you've got to be fearful of. You never know when one of those is going to pop up and poke its eye at the world.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Don't be afraid!!! It's as soft as anything!

That's reassuring. It's the big and hard monsters you've got to be fearful of. You never know when one of those is going to pop up and poke its eye at the world.[/QUOTE]
Some beasts you grab them by the scruff of the neck and shake them....in this case though don't.

 

[mosschops2]

Or as the news of the world would say:

"Tickling Testicle's Tentacles in Triathlete Toe Tantalising Torment!!"