Unfortunately for you, that “genius bit of victim blaming” was actually from me. That’s right, yours truly. I got a good idea of the sort I was dealing with, you’ve just confirmed it. “Doozy” really? Do yourself a favour, take it a bit more seriously, and you might not end up moving your bike with a dust pan and brush, and probably causing everyone else an issue simultaneously.
Struggling to see in which way, if any, this is unfortunate for me. I stand by what I said.
Do
yourself a favour, try not to take everything about this ride so seriously, offer advice about it to others
only when it is asked for, and endeavour to keep your assumptions, jumping to conclusions, and public pronouncements, about "the sort" you think you are dealing with, and their knowledge and experience, and likelihood of success or failure, to a minimum, and you'll not cause anyone an issue.
hth