Vasectomy

[Milo]

I will raise your vasectomy and offer a kidney stone. Took two shots of morphine to make that manageable in A&E. I really would not recommend it one nurse and a doctor certainly got to know me very well that evening if you know what I mean.

 

[Downward]

Who knows - Yesterday I was playing football and today I have been lifting heavy stuff. No pain at all.

 

[fossyant]

Not a happy bunny. Been popping paracetamol and ibuprofen all day. Got a largish hematoma where the Doc patched a blood vessel. Off to the docs to get checked out. Gonna be off work till this goes down and I can walk or sit for any length of time. Riding the bike is gonna be a while off.

 

[oldgreyandslow]

Not a happy bunny. Been popping paracetamol and ibuprofen all day. Got a largish hematoma where the Doc patched a blood vessel. Off to the docs to get checked out. Gonna be off work till this goes down and I can walk or sit for any length of time. Riding the bike is gonna be a while off.

Jeez what a sheite, my traumas seem mild compared to this I've had thne snip, and got whacked by a car, if my snip was as bad as yours seems to be I think the car seems the better option. Hope it gets better

 

[fossyant]

Just a wee update for those 'considering it'. 5 weeks post butchering !

It's not always straight forward. Doctors are very economical about the truth !

Was off the bike for 4 weeks, mainly as the 'wound' hadn't healed - took two weeks of antibacterial tablets (post op prescribed) a week of antibiotic cream, and finally horse antibiotics (well they were huge), only then did the wound scab over (not nicely knit together). Been on the bike now just over a week (gingerly).

The severed blood vessel is causing me agony - can 'feel' it and it's like a hard line running under the skin, and it runs into the perenium area which is sore. Add to that constant 'ball ache'.

Been sleeping on the couch as I've been so uncomfortable - it's working well as a contraceptive, but not in the right way

Fortunately, riding the bike isn't too uncomfy, but sitting on a chair is !

I'll update on Friday, as I'm off to the Docs to try and get put on the waiting list for an ultrasound to be done as I'm not a happy bunny ! Just hope I haven't got this Pain Syndrome thing !

Balls !

 

[oilyormo]

reading this post sends a shiver down my spine. Im feeling a bit nausious (sic).
whoa fossy you the man!!

 

[Arjimlad]

GWS - mine was a breeze in comparison !

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Still walk like John Wayne....nearly 20 years later!..

 

[fossyant]

Still walk like John Wayne....nearly 20 years later!..

GP was concerned, but thought Urology would send me away as it's too soon (5 fikkin weeks ?), "Come back in 3 weeks and I will refer you. Do you need more pain killers ?"

Sooooo.....

Phoned the Surgeon (well the guy that WAS supposed to be butchering me) and he will see me this afternoon. His words "You need to come and see me" !

 

[MrGrumpy]

A guy at my work has the chronic pain in the twins play pen as well after getting the two bricks. If I knew that could of been a possibility I would of avoided getting it done. However it looks like I was lucky even though at the time I got an infection.

Not good that you are suffering.

 

[fossyant]

Well sat here now waiting to be seen. Some poor bugger just went in. Can hear the high pitch from the zapper.

 

[Melonfish]

Well sat here now waiting to be seen. Some poor bugger just went in. Can hear the high pitch from the zapper.

he'll be playing the part of sans testicles in the upcoming greek tragedy then?

 

[fossyant]

Surgeon is sure its granulomas causing the pain. Should clear up eventually, but can't put a time frame on it. So I'll be captain slo for a while longer. Grrrr.

 

[mrandmrspoves]

........well when I said that 20 years later I still walk like John Wayne - I forgot to mention that before the op I walked like Julian Clary!

Hope it settles down soon for you!

 

[Goldenretriever]

Didn't have to much of a problem walked bow legged for a while. Chatted to the doc while he prodded and snipped never felt a thing. Funniest story was from a friend up north, he asked doctor in all innocence how long do I have to wait before having sex. Doctors reply was, I would wait till you get home! Took me a bit longer.