Vasectomy and bike saddles (Mod edited title)

[Spiderweb]

Any results???

Looks as though you have a few options👍

 

[Cycleops]

I shouldn’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be fine on the bike afterwards. There’s only pain if the doctor gets his thumbs trapped between the two bricks.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Are you going to change your name to Eunuch Triker ?

 

[Ian H]

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/contraception/vasectomy-male-sterilisation/

You realise male and female anatomy are still completely different after a vasectomy (it's not a sex change )

I wonder whether he's getting it done on the cheap by a local farmer.

 

[Roseland triker]

anatomy
reproduction

- any other areas you are staggeringly ill informed about?

Plenty thanks....
You?

 

[vickster]

I wonder whether he's getting it done on the cheap by a local farmer.

I'm not sure he really needs to worry about having it done full stop

 

[DRM]

I wonder whether he's getting it done on the cheap by a local farmer.

Reminds me of a farmer I knew, he'd been castrating lambs all day, and his wife came home to find the removed items in a bowl in the fridge, she wasn't best pleased, but the farmhand wanted them, but to add to her displeasure the cat came limping past looking sorry for itself, only to be told, oh we did him too whilst we were at it to save on the vet's bill.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Reminds me of a farmer I knew, he'd been castrating lambs all day, and his wife came home to find the removed items in a bowl in the fridge, she wasn't best pleased, but the farmhand wanted them, but to add to her displeasure the cat came limping past looking sorry for itself, only to be told, oh we did him too whilst we were at it to save on the vet's bill.

Should have gone to SpecSavers

 

[Roseland triker]

I'm not sure he really needs to worry about having it done full stop

True but the Doris is on the pill and I don't think it's good for her long-term.
I'll go with the farmer approach using two bricks I think...

I did consider the vet lol seeing as there here enough.... Get value for money....

 

[DRM]

Should have gone to SpecSavers

Nah, Yorkshire farmers, won't pay for a vet if it's not necessary

 

[DRM]

All I'll say is some people are ok after the snip, some suffer discomfort, but when you've done the bandy legged walk with hands in pockets to stop any unnecessary rubbing, then you will know all about it, but basically give it a week before riding (anything )

 

[Roseland triker]

All I'll say is some people are ok after the snip, some suffer discomfort, but when you've done the bandy legged walk with hands in pockets to stop any unnecessary rubbing, then you will know all about it, but basically give it a week before riding (anything )

Did you get a decent movie to watch when you went back to see if you're a Jaffa or was it the nurse with the glove that poked you in the right place?

 

[Milkfloat]

I rode home after mine because they told me I could not drive, luckily it was only about 4 miles. However, I would not suggest doing that as got quite uncomfortable towards the finishing straight.

 

[DRM]

Did you get a decent movie to watch when you went back to see if you're a Jaffa or was it the nurse with the glove that poked you in the right place?

That job went to SWMBO, the things we have to do eh

 

[vickster]

True but the Doris is on the pill and I don't think it's good for her long-term.
I'll go with the farmer approach using two bricks I think...

I did consider the vet lol seeing as there here enough.... Get value for money....

Better start saving up then
Or why do you need a farmer, just borrow a couple of bricks from one of those many building sites you pass and get one of the labourers to oblige for some beer tokens

There are alternatives to the pill and surely she can decide for herself with proper medical advice