Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Cycleops]

Maelstrom: he's a lead guitarist

Are you sure he's not a rhythm guitarist?

 

[Once a Wheeler]

monocycle: audible out-breath by Lord Peter Whimsy when his eyeglass falls out
bicycle: two icicles
tricycle: three-bladed reaping tool
quadracycle: fourth time round
quintacycle: the eternal essence of all things cycling (stopping here; dangerous ground ahead)

 

[Brains]

Unicycle: An item that can not be recycled

 

[Cycleops]

A whale - what a brummie caught when fishing in the canal.

 

[matticus]

Crèche - car accident in Knightsbridge.

That's brilliant! 👍

 

[Randomnerd]

Cake - Sloane Square fizzy pop

 

[MichaelW2]

Saddlebag: a lonely old woman

 

[cookiemonster]

Glamorgan - male vagazzle.

Hormone - professional fake orgasm.

 

[matticus]

Glamorgan - male vagazzle.

Hormone - professional fake orgasm.

Glamorgan - clever, 8/10

Hormone? Done before:

How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her!!!! Do you geddit??

 

[Chris S]

Lady Thatcher - a feminine hygiene device

 

[sheddy]

Prefect - Irish foreplay

 

[Poacher]

Loophole - toilet cleaning stick

 

[Poacher]

Dictator - oddly shaped vegetable

 

[Poacher]

Gauntlets - baby gaunts

 

[Fnaar]

Cartoon - The North East automotive industry